Quantum Bureaucracy - Backdoors

Because who needs front doors, really?

Backdoors are for the discerning bureaucrat, the clandestine, and the merely curious.

Warning: Backdoors may not be as stable as the official front doors. Use at your own risk.

Secret Meetings Bureaucratic Red Tape Hidden Backdoors Backdoor Maintenance

Secret Meetings

Where the real decisions get made

Meetings behind locked doors, where the suits get their suits adjusted.

Don't worry, we'll make sure to leave a trail of cryptic notes.

Bureaucratic Red Tape

Because who needs efficiency, really?

We've got forms to fill out, and forms to fill out for those forms.

It's all about the process, baby!

Hidden Backdoors

For when the front doors get too crowded

Shhh, don't tell anyone, but we've got a secret entrance.

It's like a secret password, but not really.

Backdoor Maintenance

Because someone's got to oil the hinges

We're not just talking about backdoors, we're talking about backdoor maintenance.

It's a real thing, we swear.